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Love is a grave mental disease.

by: Plato
Quote id: Q542

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We had seen the light at the end of the tunnel, and it was out.

by: John C. Clancy
Quote id: Q540

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A Lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally.

by: Lillian Day
Quote id: Q538

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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.

by: Groucho Marx
Quote id: Q539

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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

by: Will Rogers
Quote id: Q537

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Don’t worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoide you.

by: Joey Adams
Quote id: Q536

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Focus 90% of your time on solutions and only 10% of your time on problems.

by: Anthony J. D'Angelo
Quote id: Q535

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If you are short of everything but the enemy, you are in combat zone.

by: A. Murphy
Quote id: Q534

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My wife and I divorced over religious differences...  she thought she was a Goddess, I didn't.

by: Author Unknown
Quote id: Q532
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Three can keep a secret if two of them are dead.

by: Benjamin Franklin
Quote id: Q530

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