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A Lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally.

by: Lillian Day
Quote id: Q538

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My wife and I divorced over religious differences...  she thought she was a Goddess, I didn't.

by: Author Unknown
Quote id: Q532
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Men read maps better than women because only men understand that an inch can equal a hundred miles.

by: Roseanne Barr
Quote id: Q507

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An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

by: Agatha Christie
Quote id: Q500

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Some husbands feel that the best plastic surgery is to cut up the wife's credit cards.

by: Author Unknown
Quote id: Q488
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They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

by: Author Unknown
Quote id: Q472
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Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.

by: Sam Levenson
Quote id: Q456

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Fatigue makes women talk more and men less.

by: Author Unknown
Quote id: Q424
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I hate women because they always know where things are.

by: James Thurber
Quote id: Q375

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Most men are reasonably useful in a crisis. The difficulty lies in convincing them that the situation has reached a critical point.

by: Elizabeth Peters
Quote id: Q291

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