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Walking isn't a lost art -- one must, by some means, get to the garage.
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Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.
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Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.
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Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.
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America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
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