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Quotes by Author - P. J. O'Rourke

 

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The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it.

by: P. J. O'Rourke
Quote id: Q1235

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The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich.

by: P. J. O'Rourke
Quote id: Q1243

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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.

by: P. J. O'Rourke
Quote id: Q1317

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Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

by: P. J. O'Rourke
Quote id: Q1794

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Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.

by: P. J. O'Rourke
Quote id: Q1902

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Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.

by: P. J. O'Rourke
Quote id: Q1915

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Let's reintroduce corporal punishment in the schools - and use it on the teachers.

by: P. J. O'Rourke
Quote id: Q1991

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