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Quotes by Author - Woody Allen

 

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I'm astounded by people who want to "know" the Universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.

by: Woody Allen
Quote id: Q510

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On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.

by: Woody Allen
Quote id: Q442

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More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.

by: Woody Allen
Quote id: Q85

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It's not that I am afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

by: Woody Allen
Quote id: Q29

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I am two with nature.

by: Woody Allen
Quote id: Q1291

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Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

by: Woody Allen
Quote id: Q1453

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I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

by: Woody Allen
Quote id: Q1943

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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.

by: Woody Allen
Quote id: Q1955

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To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.

by: Woody Allen
Quote id: Q2241

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How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?

by: Woody Allen
Quote id: Q2249

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